Your old jeans have finally had it and you know what I mean. Half the belt loops are gone, the zipper is busted and you have more holes in them than a strainer. Or your that guy with the crotch blow out that tried to cover it with that sketchy patch that is waiting to erupt any minute.
I wanted to find examples of some jeans catastrophic shape to share with you. I searched "beat up dirty jeans". I got lots of pictures of Chuck Norris. What happened to that person in the lower left? I guess he got beat up. 
I tried searching Google for "fucked up jeans", this showed up. The internet is a special place.
Then I search Youtube for "fucked up jeans". I found this rocking song. (Don't watch for too long, sorry.)
Let's get back to the point that you need new jeans. You need some real jeans. Non of these new digital holographic jeans stiched out of 0's and 1's. You need some Analog jeans made with real thread ready for the real world. Analog made some rad jeans called the Summit Jean. They are dark jeans made in a dark room, for real. They were treated and dipped in trays filled with the darkest thoughts of the subconsious of an black panther, yup!
These jeans are ready to rip! Wow, that was a bad word choice. I mean these jeans are solid and ready for whatever test you put them to in the real world whether it be riding (they're waterproof!), skating or putting your trap twerk to work at the local club.
So you want find out how to WIN some of these jeans? There are two options.
The easy way is to post a picture showing us that you have the latest analog verision of the Method Mag 14.4 in print at your house. Post it on Facebook and in the text put "Dammit @method snowboarding magazine, give my damn Summit Jeans from @analog clothing!".
Second option, if you weren't lucky enough to get the real mag, is go to the digital version here and tell us the name of the two Analog riders in this issue. Send all images and answers including your mailing address and waist size to [email protected] before the April 28th, 2014. If you are lucky, we'll pull out a pair out of the dark room for you!
analogclothing.com