Two-time Method Award-winner Ethan Morgan ain't no stranger to danger. Ethan's got the four cornerstones of boarding in his DNA, namely: Pow, Street, Booze and Instagram – and, fuck, it's hard not to love this kid. Lately we kept hearing rumors about Ethan pursuing a solo project this season and we figured we'd have to tackle him with a bunch of annoying questions for the sake of everyone's amusement.
Britney Spears may be best summed up the state in which young adults of Ethan's age find themselves in, when she sung: "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman". We talked to Ethan to find out about his transition from girl to woman and we asked the questions no one dares to ask.
Why are you pursuing a solo project now? Do you think you are better than the rest of us?
- I mos def think I am better than everyone else, thats why I am doing my own project - just trying to lift off and feel like a king for a while. Haha!
The Helgasons literally took you out of the gutter and gave you a home. Why did decide to turn your back on your patrons and pursue a solo project?
I definitely didn’t turn my back on the Helgason bros, I still tried to film as much as possible with them for their This Just Happened series, but after last year filming all year for NOTOBO with the same crew, which was insanely awesome and as always is an amazing crew, I decided I wanted to ride a bit more with other crews and just change it up for me.
Are we ever going to see TEAM CRAZY in the original constellation again? We can't live without it!!
- Oh yes, mos def. TEAM crazy ain't over yet. Johannes is cooking up some heavy plots, so be careful out there.
What if we told you that you just ruined snowboarding for everyone by doing your own thing?
- Oh, I think this question is meant for the other Morgan, right? [snap]
Jokes aside, what can we expect from your new project? Are you going to change the game?
- So my project is pretty simple, just me and my homies sending it together. I've only been filming in Europe, and I was lucky enough to say that most of the time I was filming at home. Tirol got a bunch of snow so it was nice to be based out of my home. But the project is supposed to be more like an edit, not such a big deal, but with fun, good riding, and random-ass shit.
Is your dog Jax gonna have a cameo?
- Of course, of course, Jax will be all up in the edit. Gonna teach him how to skate in the summer so he can actually have a proper cameo.
Who else of the usual suspects can we expect to see?
- The retards from TFA will be in there, some of the Sexual Snowboarding homeboys, Sage Kotsenburg, Zak Hale and a bunch of my fellow Bataleon team riders too.
How many corks can you do in one day?
- I haven’t counted, but for sure not as many as Max Parrot or Billy Morgan.
Are you still trying to get sponsored by Mc Donalds?
- Hmmmm, that has always been my goal. It would be nice to get free Big Macs everyday. And that big yellow M would have a big welcoming space on my snowboard as a sticker. So McDiddies, if you read this, please sponsor me!
Will you be riding a Segway in your new film project?
- I am still looking for a Segway sponsorship, but they haven’t gotten back to me since I sent them my Segway sponsor me tape. I wonder why.
When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
- My face.
Final Words of Wisdom?
- No risk, no fun.