Photo Tennis: Bob van Unnik

So here is that extra special feature we like to call Photo Tennis where we throw all types of internet barf and other various found jpegs at an individual to get their reaction and sentiments about the image. For this match we have Bob van Unnik, a leather-sporting rail bender from The Hague in Holland who rolls with the Postland crew. Peep a hot minute of indoor stuntage then delve into the mind and life of Bob.
The indoor slopes are where I began rail riding 5 years ago, although I actually started snowboarding at the age of six in Austria. Can I have this if you don’t play it anymore?!Tim Schiphorst at his best! My homie and founder of the Postland Theory. Tim films and produces killer snowboard edits and movies like a damn machine. For everyone that didn’t see Tim’s latest creation “Catscratch” GO DO IT NOW! When you’re done with that, follow Tim on vimeo and keep checking the Mustachio.com for the new series of DOM-E-NATIONS featuring the Postland crew and homies from all over this good old globe of ours.White trash represent  JONGUH! BAM!That’s what it’s all about, man! Shredding pow all day and drinking beer in the valley.To be delivered at Prinsestraat 64, 2513 CE, The Hague, Holland, ATTN: Bob van Unnik.Never fly when you’re drunk, kids. They’ll take your wings! Just three more weeks of probation before I get them back! Boooyah!Depends how much you pay me!Seriously, this is the same pattern the lamp in my living room makes on the ceiling! Awesome! Cool! However, this photo got me to thinking. Most likely this policeman is not the only skater in the world carrying a gun.I didn’t kill no dog! I would never harm an animal!This is what will happen to clowns in your country as soon as Europe follows Holland's lead regarding drug policies.Max de Vries is on the come up! This 13-year old made to the Rock A Rail finals this year. He keeps progressing and I hope the Dutch rookie team will contribute to this. Max is my hero for sure! Lekker Jonguh!The Colorado Gay Pride Parade! The 13.5 meter long quad kink, one of the many ridiculous features from this year’s Rock A Rail by the BLANKO foundation and made by my dear friend Gerben Verweij. Besides being an awesome snowboarder, this guy can absolutely build you anything you like and more! His company GV-CONSTRUCTIONS makes complete rail jam set ups including stairs, fabrication, on site constructions and design. So if you’re looking for someone to build you rails or a complete set up, call Gerben! Whoever served this is an idiot. A lobster turns red when you boil it, and this lobster is red, right? Now check the claws… why would you put rubber bands around a dead lobster's claws? Like I said, idiots.... That's a pretty sweet ring, though!Besides the fact that all the people in the picture choose to be skiers, I can’t help staying optimistic. Enough room to snake, I’d say.Proud to be a Gasthof Zillertal team member because Gasthof is without a doubt the best hotel around! I mean, you can skate in the bar, spit fire in the lobby or do whatever you like. But be aware, the man that runs the hotel is Jan. Let me tell you a little story about Jan. To start with, Jan is Dutch, which means that he’s cooler than all the other hotel managers in Austria. Not a lot of you know this but Jan is the one responsible for creating the biggest and sickest skate park in Holland, Area 51! Yes, he’s a skater and therefore a professional vodka drinker as well. This is why Jan never gets mad, but don’t fuck with Jan because when he gets mad…..he’s a drunk Dutch skater!  Gasthof, you fucking rule!