We let Amy the Wolf loose up in the UK. She showed up at the Metro Show still wasted from the night before and found plenty of British white meat to chew up and spit out. Peep some of best and worst looks she sniffed out for yet another smash! Fuck ya life!
This little kid is a poster boy for dopeness. Coolest fuckin' lil' dude in the whole goddamn show. Everyone just fuckin' look at this kid, print out a picture of his outfit and staple it to your hand. Better yet, fuckin' tattoo this little dude on yourself and reference it every time you get up in the morning and get dressed. Tall tees for life. Why can't everyone just fuckin' get it like this kid? Damn, I can't wait till he grows up like 12 years so we can bang. Damn, what a little hottie.
Yeahhhh, putting your kid on a leash. Always a good look. This lady was straight up dragging her kid along the Metro tradeshow floor. Fuckin' kids. Hate 'em. Might as well shoot yourself now. PS - Look at the candy blood vinyl puffer jacket in the back. Who makes this shit? Who buys it? Who actually wears it?? Oh yeah, BRITISH PEOPLE!
I cannot get enough of this dude. So much going on here, none of it makes sense... And it rules.
Girls, girls, girls... What am I gonna do with you? The pink ruffles, the mullet steez...the leggings....the red kicks? You tryin' too hard. Ditch the backpack and the ruffles. Tone it down a bit. Your friend is kind of boring, but at least she looks demure and classy and not like a neon cupcake from the 80's.
Are you kidding me? The wide-legged, faded wash jeans with the tiny tee sexy Saturday what? Yeah, I feel sick to my stomach too, dude. It's ova. Dunzo. Sexy see-ya later day.
Ma, I gotta give you props for trying but, I mean, the shoes are a disgrace, they belong in hell. Leggings are NOT pants, 4 upper layers are totally not necessary (trade shows are always hot as shit and British people do smell kinda funny), not to mention you probably have a hot little bod under all of that shit. The icing on the cake for me is the headband. WHY are people still wearing them? WHY?!?! Fuck!
Look at dude's face. He's all, "Oh, hello there!" This homie looks like he comes from a magical land of awesomeness where only chillin', hot , blonde-haired, blue-eyed people are allowed to hang out. But then you look at the t-shirt and you're all, "Whoa dude, what's the problem? Why you so aggro?"
This is what's known as a smokescreen. Draw attention to something mildly embarrassing (being a skier) to divert us from your true shame (being a ginger).
You should be wearing NOTHING but the leg brace.
What's up with this guy? I guess this is what happens when you decide to get a 20€ haircut and realize you only have 10€ in your wallet halfway through it.
Words and photos by Amy the Wolf
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