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We let Amy the Wolf loose up in the UK. She showed up at the Metro Show still wasted from the night before and found plenty of British white meat to chew up and spit out. Peep some of best and worst looks she sniffed out for yet another smash! Fuck ya life!
 This little kid is a poster boy for dopeness. Coolest fuckin' lil' dude in the whole goddamn show. Everyone just fuckin' look at this kid, print out a picture of his outfit and staple it to your hand. Better yet, fuckin' tattoo this little dude on yourself and reference it every time you get up in the morning and get dressed. Tall tees for life. Why can't everyone just fuckin' get it like this kid? Damn, I can't wait till he grows up like 12 years so we can bang. Damn, what a little hottie.
 Yeahhhh, putting your kid on a leash. Always a good look. This lady was straight up dragging her kid along the Metro tradeshow floor. Fuckin' kids. Hate 'em. Might as well shoot yourself now. PS - Look at the candy blood vinyl puffer jacket in the back. Who makes this shit? Who buys it? Who actually wears it?? Oh yeah, BRITISH PEOPLE!
 I cannot get enough of this dude. So much going on here, none of it makes sense... And it rules.
 Girls, girls, girls... What am I gonna do with you? The pink ruffles, the mullet steez...the leggings....the red kicks? You tryin' too hard. Ditch the backpack and the ruffles. Tone it down a bit. Your friend is kind of boring, but at least she looks demure and classy and not like a neon cupcake from the 80's.
 Are you kidding me? The wide-legged, faded wash jeans with the tiny tee sexy Saturday what? Yeah, I feel sick to my stomach too, dude. It's ova. Dunzo. Sexy see-ya later day.
 Ma, I gotta give you props for trying but, I mean, the shoes are a disgrace, they belong in hell. Leggings are NOT pants, 4 upper layers are totally not necessary (trade shows are always hot as shit and British people do smell kinda funny), not to mention you probably have a hot little bod under all of that shit. The icing on the cake for me is the headband. WHY are people still wearing them? WHY?!?! Fuck!
 Look at dude's face. He's all, "Oh, hello there!" This homie looks like he comes from a magical land of awesomeness where only chillin', hot , blonde-haired, blue-eyed people are allowed to hang out. But then you look at the t-shirt and you're all, "Whoa dude, what's the problem? Why you so aggro?"
 This is what's known as a smokescreen. Draw attention to something mildly embarrassing (being a skier) to divert us from your true shame (being a ginger).
 You should be wearing NOTHING but the leg brace.
 What's up with this guy? I guess this is what happens when you decide to get a 20€ haircut and realize you only have 10€ in your wallet halfway through it.
Words and photos by Amy the Wolf
Check her blog out here
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oh wait one more thing
i pushed your wife in front of the subway.
just because you shop at
just because you shop at overpriced stores and blog about "fashion" doesn't mean that you have any sense of style or creativity. especially since your blog is full of OTHER peoples photo shoots. where are yours? have you styled anything? can you? maybe that is good direction for you to move in because your blog is pointless! unless you think someone is going to buy the rights.
also, stop using words like "blat" and "shredding" and "dope" you sound like an uneducated fool.
while you were in london; instead of taking pictures of strangers to later make fun of, why not enjoy some of the things that the city has to offer? is it because you are so cultured you've seen it all? or because method mag paid you so much money for your highly acute sense of style? or maybe it's just because you are lame and like being mean about people you don't even know. if it's the latter then i feel sorry for you and your strikingly misguided ideas about human nature.
so sorry we cant all be more like you.
p.s
vice magazine has been doing this for over 10 years. have you no original thought in your head?
i run this shit
i noticed that you are gay.
sam
you should be ashamed of yourself, firstly representing your country by lying to even get the pictures, then ripping it out of the english snowboard scene, can u even ride!!!!!
you dont know who your taking pictures of, or what they've been through, nobody deserves some stupid geeky dyke telling you what she thinks of you, i know alot of people wont be buying method mag after this. what a load of shit grow up and learn to be respectfull.
AMY THE "GET A LIFE" WOLF
i hate to say it but my opinion of method has gone very down hill.... going round a trade show dressed like a boy conning them into posing for a picture and then raggin on their threads is pretty fucking low love! i dont know where you are from buy we "British" adopt quite a few different steeze. ill agree with you some of them do look a little bit mongish.... but if i was asked to pose for a mag and saw that.... id want to fucking cut you girlfriend!
anyways just 2 more things, first of all the little kid can ride but tall tees make you look like a bit of a twat unless your some techy tahoe based jib fiend, which he aint, and lets face it in 12 years aint no one gunna want to bang your saggy leather boot of an arse, he'll be off raggin fit people.
and lastly if you dont like our "BRITISH" ways, then don't fucking come here, cos one things for sure we'll give you a good kickin if you use those hairy balls of your chat shit like this out loud...... understood.
i hope you will learn from this and get a fuckin real job... maybe learn to ride n stop naggin peeps who are better at the very thing you are supposed to be writing about.
yours,
mel x
sara
vice would be lucky to have this wolf smash on their team! in fact, i think they offered her a job but she told them to fuck off because they kept trying to take pictures of her naked in her knee brace! shell shock!!!
YES
YESSS dude
bring dat hate!
love it!
stoked on you, youre killin it!
hellosailor
can anyone pls hide this amy girl's copy of vice? it's clear that she's reading that shit quite a lot recently but unfortunately she's not cool enough to work there or maybe she just thinks that screwing a snowboarder it's totally awesome so she ended up doing the do's and don'ts in method - wow very impressive.
get a personality
oh, one last thing: did you pissed off one of the advertisers? cuz one photo has been replaced and we all know which one is it.
amythewolf
yo. wow. so dudes dig naked chicks in knee braces? word, ill try that out.
posterboy for dopeness 4 EVA, he shreds sons. my new hero straight up.
James
That shit on the young kid is totally radical, but not nearly as radical as his riding, you wanna check him out on the slopes in Manchester he rocks man !!!!!!!!!!!!!
injuredchicksrhot
knee brace girl just made me want to kiss her ACL all night long
tom
funny shit - keep it coming
sara
haha skier ginger, two wrongs cancel out and make a DAMN RIGHT!
Llenrad Q. Pluribottom
I wanna see that chick naked in only her leg brace.
and the osiris high tops suck massive donkey cock!
ZING!
This made me sort of afraid to go to London.
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