It had been a while since we'd fed Amy the Wolf, so we decided to let her out of her cage at Oxbow Back to Powder event a couple of weeks ago. Read on and watch the Wolf devour her unsuspecting victims with her biting wit (pun intended)!
So I was wandering through underbelly of the French Alps and I landed in this place called Areches-Beaufort. I found some people who were actually put in a time capsule a few million years back and they’re still wearing the same freakin’ undies, dudes! Dang, shit is crusty!
How do you know you have flawlessly travelled through time? When the colors of your outfit precisely match the fading Styrofoam barriers of a resort. Meticulous, impeccable time-travel, my friends, you seen it here first.
As if the tiny skis weren’t embarrassing enough, this dude had to rock bellbottoms too... Wish I had some a few nuclear weapons to throw at him.
Ma man, my French Rasta warrior from the 1970's. I’m feeling you. Feeling those leg warmer water resistant shits, what are those things called again?
Did you know that the number one most downloaded app for iPhones is the fart application? Fart jokes transcend time, y’all, all the way back to, like, Shakespeare and whateva! Fart jokes 4-EVA!
I don’t know where those hats came from, or why people wear them, for real. They kind of remind me of day-glo food, all up in the mad preservatives section. I don’t get it. Why would you eat something that has a longer shelf life than like, prehistoric DNA?
These young action sports participants actually come from an obscure French tribe where walking in a silent single file and wearing unisuits is mandatory until the age of 18. I know, I know… shit is craze.
I hate old people.
Mint julep, my favorite flavor. With animal print spinkles, holla.
Sorry sir, you're not on the list and it's a private party… Besides, that is definitely not the proper attire.
Dude fell short of the Norwegian 1994 Lillehammer ski team but still hasn't given up hope. Or taken off the suit...
François here looks like a pretty legit spandex superhero gate basher, until you look a bit closer and notice the lumberjack gloves. He probably handles a lot of wood come apres-ski time.
Do you have a neck? I can only guess what you look like under that amazing suit. Probably one of those reptile dudes from Fear & Loathing when Hunter takes enough drugs to medicate a whole hospital.
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