Pre-Season Dirty Acid Feast

'Tis the pre-season, as we sit in Purgatory waiting for the gates to the real shit to open in all its glory. In the meanwhile, some sit around & watch videos, some scratch their ass, others get boardin' indoors while others hit the PVC pipes the second anything white falls from the sky. That's right, let the season settle in gently, it's about to begin, you should be feeling something stirring inside about now, so let the visuals begin...

This 1st kid is awesome. He might not have any friends that shred but fuck, that ain't stopping him. Maybe it's the acid? Apparently Ryan Sheckler and Jessica Alba are supposed to be naked in this video somewhere...

Next we go some familiar faces from up in Russia getting the bungee going and some indoor. Their description is so much better "bunch of Russian bears riding tiny 1-wheel bikes while their friends nearby drinking vodka playing accordion in Shuba&Ushanka-style, Yo".