What you are about to read may ruin the rest of your day. This is a sad, sad story, so consider yourself warned. That said, YOU can make a difference and save this poor man from his plight.
This is a photo of Marc Swoboda. He is a 26-year old who was last spotted on the mean streets of Vienna, struggling to come to grips with himself. Destitute and homeless. Clearly suffering from total amnesia or some sort of deeply repressed memory condition. Delusional.
He obviously is under the impression that he is of the fairer sex and about to squeeze out a few puppies. He is not well. We need your help setting Marc back on the right track, convincing him he is who he truly is: a grown-ass man with grown-ass man parts that fucking RIPS on the snowboard. 
Marc’s binding sponsor Raiden are doing their part to help save his memory by offering five of you lucky frothers the chance to win a pair of brand-spanking-new Raiden 2012 bindings.
All you have to do to win and help save Marc’s memory is answer these simple questions:
(1) Is Marc a man or a woman?
(2) Where is Marc's home mountain?
(3) Which model of Raiden bindings does Marc Swoboda ride?
Here's a little hint in case you are having trouble finding the answers or have all three kinds of major retardation (count 'em, 1-2-3 kinds of retardation): go to raiden-bindings.com and check out the team section. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.
E-mail your answers to [email protected] and you will be entered to win 5 pairs of Marc Swoboda's Raiden bindings.
Winners will be announced on the 14th September right here on the same bat-channel, as well as in our boozeletter and facebook (Method & Raiden). Winners will be picked randomly from a hat, so feel free to send in your entries all week.
Here is a clip of Marc before he lost his mind, now let's all help him stop thinking he is a pregnant woman!