In case you've been hiding under a rock (or in between a pair of large breasts), the Incredible Flying Helgabros and their freakishly well-endowed filmer/editor Johannes Brenning made a movie. This movie is called Sexual Snowboarding and it is guaranteed to make your plums explode in eye-searing gushes of awesomesauce. We hit them up with a little Q&A to lube up all of your already-moist naughty bits. Here's what Johannes had to say and the FULL MOVIE!
Hey boys, so give us a quick rundown on your new movie, is this an over 18, XXX-rated joint?
It's actually more of a snowboard film but we are all super sexual people and that just happens to shine through in this movie. There is no age limit to pure beauty. I guess we messed up. Haha!
Will this movie heal sexually frustrated people?
Yes. We are 110% sure that it will heal the sexually impaired. Good question!
Who are the pornstars in this movie?
The only true pornstar is Nils Arvidsson. Then there are just lots of amateur pornstars in there. The main problem is that we have oversized dicks.
Tell us about the giant orgy section with all your friends?
Yes, well, it is massive but you will have to wait and see. We don't want to give away too much.
There's a bundle of freaky kinks and sexual twists in this adult flick, is there an actual story line?
There is a story line for sure! It's basically following Eiki, Halldor and Gulli around all winter and it's edited straight after the trips (not like usual video parts), more like a Robot Food movie. But there are also some full parts in the movie as well, so it's a bit of a mixture. Making your own stuff is the way to do it! It's the most fun and you can do whatever you want. Penis out!
Who is the best pow fluffer, rail slut and park whore in the movie?
We don't want to say this guy is a better fluffer than the others or this guy is a bigger slut than everybody else. All the riders in this movie are great sluts, fluffers and whores.
Did anyone's tits get shat on during the filming of this movie?
Hopefully all over the world people were shitting on each other's tits but unfortunately we wasted our time in the snow. So we did not film any of this action. However, we are working on this doing this for our next film.
Who had the biggest money shot?
The last clip in the movie is great! We don't want to say who or what it is, but for sure, it's cool. This interview was nice. We like this! Stay tuned for Wednesday, assholes.
Here's what Halldor had to say about it:
"The movie is split up in three parts. With the long edits dropping Wednesday. When we started making the movie the plan was to make something that was between 15 and 20 minutes long, so it would be perfect to watch while putting on your boots before going riding. When we were done making the film we had almost 30 minutes.
That's why we split the movie up in 2 side drops. We simply think this is the sickest way to watch the project. The first is a full part with Fredu Sirvio, Jonas Carlson, Jonte Lindhe, Felix Engström, Aleks Ostereng, Benny Wetscher and Kevin Griffin (watch it below!). The other side drop is the Open Part Remix. We will definitely do a new one for next year's movie. It was super fun to watch what kids send us. This will drop after Wednesday.
We don't want to give away more info than Sexual Snowboarding follows Halldor, Eiki and Gulli around the world and that it's edited more after trips than into full parts."
Here is a list of riders who is in the movie:
Maybe you, If you sent in footy to us for the open part
Halldor Helgason
Eiki Helgason
Gulli Gudmundsson
Gjermund Braaten
Ethan Morgan
Fredu Sirvio
Risto Ruokola
Leo Crawford
Jonte Lindhe
Felix Engström
Kareem El Rafie
Jonas Carlson
Nils Arvidsson
Aleks Ostereng
Benny Wetscher
Kevin Griffin
This is a quick interview with Johannes and Halldor about what you can expect. Plus some of their 'friends section' spooging all over the mountains. Kid's get nasty!
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