This board holds the cure for your fear! 

Throughout history, fear helped to prevent a lot of bad shit from happening  - at the same time, fear is what sometimes restrains us from being ourselves and from staying badass. Fear can be reasonable and helpful, when sometimes it just gets out of hand and deprives us of our ability to act rationally. Depending on what person you are, you might want to rethink the way you handle your fears.

The mad scientists at CAPiTA Snowboards have been working on developing a strong but hazardous cure for fear, called the ULTRAFEAR. Since fear is an essential part of the human condition, getting rid of it entails a dangerous process with considerable risks. Yet the ULTRAFEAR treatment holds the potential to emancipate your mind from the scourges of paranoid fear.

Here is an example of how the ULTRAFEAR cure has treated the test subjects of the CAPiTA team:

The ULTRAFEAR works like a shock treatment - at first you see a white canvas onto which your mind will succesively project colorfully screaming nightmares like a Rorschach painting. Your own pain and agony will reflect on you from the outside, sending you on a trip from which you might not come back. But if you do - the downside of you fear will be gone. You will be reborn with the ability to control it, to make use of it, to even enjoy it when it's looming up your back. Your mind will trump your fear after you finished the ULTRAFEAR therapy.
 
Each ULTRAFEAR was handmade in a factory that was built on an Indian cemetery and glued together with psychopaths' tears! This is necessary to make sure you stand in awe once you get a first glimpse of the board. This board holds the cure for fear - all you need to do is dare to ride it.

www.capitasnowboarding.com

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