Fast forward to the future when the proof of our existence will have been mostly forgotten and most of the evidence will be burried in dirt. Our story will be preserved in our mythology, the few hardrives left that still work and the artificats scatered around. We are in the year 8451 A.D. and a tomb has been excavated where a curious object was found by the corpse. The artifact in question has a curious shape. The archeologists initially assumed it to be a sword and shield build into one ultimate weapon but the seem to be wrong...
The archeologists dug away at the layers of soil and meticulously brushed around the body to find clues about who was this person and what was this thing. Where the skin had not fully decomposed evidence of many tattoos could be seen especially around the shoulder area. The body showed many injuries, maybe from battle. The colarbone was cracked. The knees had especially seen wear and tear with screws holding them together and and evidence showed that the ligaments had been reattached.
From carbon-dating the person seems to have lived in the early digital era before the last mini ice age that hit at the end of the 21st century. Scientist believed this ice age was a compensation by the planet also know as "Gaia" to balance the rising temperatures due to the intense human activity on earth. Before the temperatures dropped and the the poles iced over and the glaciers decended towards to the equator it was not always extremely cold everywhere. You were forced to climb to high altitudes to find snow and it was only around during half the year. Based on the altitude where the tomb was found, it was believed that this man used this Artifact to decend the hills maybe to surpise his enemy or visiting the animals in the lower pastures or even to get to tribal gatherings. A flask for spirits was found at the site as well, these people were drinkers at least during the encounterings that were fiilled with people at places called "bars" and they came to make "party".
After researching ancient documentation this "board" was apparently best for "jibbing", believed to be a sort of urban guerilla warfare. Tales of great battles from soldiers like Laurent-Nicolas Paquin, Ozzy Henning & Jonah Owen have been told. They wielded this thing to dominate much of the mountain tops and "parks" across the globe. But these guys were warriors that fought for the good side, even the board has a marking that claims "Stay Positve Man" which can still be read.
After months searching the last working hardrives for evidence of the object we found some videos that actually clarify that this is a Rome Artifact from 2014 and the body found was of Ozzy Henning who used this board to slay all day and all year round. Here's the proof!