We recently found this article on Wikihow. The internet is a weird place. You know what’s even weirder? The fact that someone felt like this situation was common enough that it warranted online instructions, with illustrations! At least they were realistic about it probably being a bad idea, and to be fair the illustrations are pretty shit.
At least we can get a laugh out of it, and we thought you probably would too. If you’ve ever used this approach (successfully or not) please write to us and let us know.