"...When I was young my father was famous. He was the greatest samurai in the empire. He was the shogun's decapitator. He cut off the head of 131 lords....It was a bad time for the empire. The shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils......My father would come home to mother and when he would see her he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the shogun, but the shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem.....Then one night the shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father but they didn't. That was the night everything changed....."
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