Some people think that if they stay indoors, away from the threatening outdoors and order in food until the cows come home, they will ensure their survival. That is a mere illusion. Indoors is a dangerous place. You can be slain just as easily in your own home as on the battlefield. You can be mauled by Foofy the house cat, drown under the awesome power of your shower, die of blood loss sustained from a paper cut opening your mail, you can get caught in between the fridge door and dishwasher door if you opened them in the wrong order, you could get stubbed to death on the little step you always trip on, you could choke on an olive, fall asleep and never wake up or if you really try you can get stuck in your washing machine and get spun to death… So, what can be done to protect yourself from the perils of your home? Only a product entitled Indoor Survival could save you, n'est-ce pas?
So, basically this CAPiTA board can be used to fend off any angry house cat with a single slice, shield you from the hot shower or dislodge that olive that is slowly choking you to death from your esophagus.
Now that indoor survival is under control, you can get back the fuck outside and go ride with the full benefits of this survival weapon, including the WA-POW flat kick technology and carbon kevlar reinforcements. The wax-infused rotation sintered speed base will not only leave you tongue-twisted but also floating on the pow and hauling balls through the park. If all this jargon hasn't impressed you yet, maybe the fact that this board's ride has earned itself the Oscar and Emmy snowboard equivalent awards, it has become the go-to board for Capita riders and is a costumer favorite will. Basically, this stick RIPS, plain and simple.
Want proof? Check Scott Stevens on the Indoor Survival (starting at 1:05) in this recent episode of the Snowboard Realms with some young and old CAPiTA riders defending awesome at SuperPark:
But everyone knows the only thing that matters about a board are the graphics, so we asked CAPiTA's in-house design genius Eph for the lowdown on this year's Indoor and this is what he had to say:
"When I make an image it's usually because I'm trying to say something that I find too complicated to put into words. So it's funny when people ask me to explain a graphic, because I can't. I'd much rather people interpret whatever they want to, but maybe that's the easy way out...
The image on the Indoor Survival talks about obsession and the private torment you put yourself through, trying to pursue something you will never obtain. In the image there are nightmarish landscapes, viruses that devour your psyche from the inside, false beauty, unrealistic expectations, wormholes that warp reality, half-truths and crumbling lies. That's what obsessions are to me. "
Dude, that's BADASS! And if you don't believe us about the dangers of the indoors and you have no fear for those fluffy house cats, then check out some furious felines that will leave you for dead. Check the clips, they only get scarier....
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