Early season is finally here. Many of us are starting to feel thirsty for fresh turns and we yearn for cold. Waking up extra early makes it feel like winter is closer. Soon that sunrise nip will be the midday norm and you will be able to see every warm breath escape your chest...
Odd characters have been lurking around the mountains. They have been spotted in the foothills wandering around, scanning the peaks with squinty eyes. If caught in their sights you can feel their eyes piercing your electromagnetic field. They are thirsty and they are fearless. They are looking for spots to kill. They want to slash up the innocent and they want to cut up faces. They want to make the white blood spray. They are premeditating murder. They eat snow livers with fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti. They yearn for removing the "skin" off split-boards and hammering down powder fields. They are snowboarders. The summer is over, the lambs have stopped screaming and it will soon be time to ride.
Do you feel this animal instinct to brutalize with your board, to slash gaping wounds into pristine powder faces? If you can't resist your impulse to slice and dice this winter, then you need one of these special edition METHOD X AIRHOLE face masks to avoid biting people, to protect yourself from the elements or just scare the ski school kids.
We are giving away 10 masks to people that sign up for the Method Newsletter before October 4th. Sign up for the newsletter by simply typing in your email in the yellow box on the top right hand corner of the homepage, it's way too easy!
If you still don't know what Airholes are,"They are face masks, you idiot!" Head over to the new airhole website to educate yourself on this year's many new designs.
"Well Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?" - Dr. Hannibal Lecter