Smokin Hooligan Snowboard 13/14

hooligan
/ˈhuːlɪg(ə)n/
noun
1. delinquent, juvenile delinquent, mischief-maker, vandal; rowdy, ruffian, yahoo, trouble-maker


That definition sure sounds like some snowboarders we know, but you know which crew must have been the biggest hooligans in history? No, not your local football club's fans. Those "hard" fellas seem like pre-schoolers with crayons compared to the Droogs in the seminal film A Clockwork Orange. These guys were so twisted on "ultraviolence" that it almost becomes comical. They spend their time "drinking milk-drug cocktails, called 'milk-plus', to hype themselves for the night's mayhem. They assault a scholar walking home from the public library, rob a store, leaving the owner and his wife bloodied and unconscious, stomp a panhandling derelict, then scuffle with a rival gang. Joyriding through the countryside in a stolen car, they break into an isolated cottage and maul the young couple living there, beating the husband and raping his wife..."  The movie was directed by the legendary Stanley Kubrick but is based on a book by the no-less-renowned Anthony Burgess. The movie is still incredibly disturbing, even in our age of desensitized sociopathy... Here are some scenes if you have never had a chance to see it.



So for you and your gang to terrorize your neighborhood, city streets or the local park, Smokin Snowboards has provided the equivalent of Alex's (the main thug played by Malcom McDowell) cane: the Hooligan board! This trick stick is a high-tech board for shredding on a budget. It boasts the same Certified Renewable Good Wood Cores, VDFLU, Sintered 6K bases, mellower Magne Traction as boards in a pricier range. That's so after you leave the shop with your new deck in hand you won't feel like you were jumped and raped by the Droogs. Let Jordan Wells tell you just how this puppy feels and show you how to do some damage with this thing:

Last but not least, check out the full Smokin in the UK clip as the Smokin crew head to England for their own Clockwork Orange-like ultraviolent rampage through the island nation. There's no actual raping, killing or funny white outfits, but they sure beat up the place pretty good, from the indoor dome to dry slope!
Jordan Wells about to bruise this bank, boardslide transfer at Superpark.Matt Dusedu rapes a rainbow rail and puts that Hooligan flex to the test!So you wanna WIN one of these bad boys? Here is how you can get a Hooligan board under your feet for the new season. Send us an image to [email protected] showing us that the hills in your area are open and ready to get smoked. Send us a shot of you boarding like a badass or burning a fatty in the gondola. (Don't worry we won't show your mom or the police, we promise.) E-mail us your images in before the end of the month with your mailing address. Deadline is November 30th.
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